There apparently needed a stiff one.

WEEKEND AT BERNIE’S!!!!!

lucky stiff anyone?

Wasn’t this a CSI episode?

“They must have watched “Weekend At Bernies.”

Weekend At Jarrett’s

Weekend at Bernies is the best movie ever made. Hillareous. What’s even funnier is Rodger Eberts review of the movie. He panned it, he felt it was beneath him to have to spend time watching it. Go see the movie now, and enjoy the stappling the toupee to his head, the marionette waiving from the deck, The waterskeeing and the headnocking along the boardwalk.

This is nothing new, Errol Flynn and Raoul Walsh took John Barrymore’s body out for a few drinks after Barrymore died.

They’re upset now, but think of the memories he will have.

I read in Errol Flyn’s autobiography that he and another did something similiar with the body of actor John Barrymore. It was meant as a bonded male thing.

Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die
Lord I wanna go to heaven
But I don’t wanna go tonight
Fix me up with a manekin
Put a stiff drink in my hand
Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die.

-Joe Diffie

Bernie Lomax always knew how to party….

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You know why this happen, those idiotic movies which glorify and make it look funny to do this, ie..Weekend at Bernies. These two idiots should do a few years in prison to reflect on there stupidity.

Hey, what are friends for?

My bros are going to shoot my ashes out of my favorite shotgun while wasted to celebrate me!

Isn’t that a little harsh buddy?

Good idea Bill!

Not really.

Long before “Bernies” was the Blake Edwards Movie, S.O.B.

Yeah buddy, calm down. They wanted to give their buddy a final sendoff. It’s commendable.

Colorado………….. Some call this “God’s Country”

No, I don’t think it’s harsh. Think about what it would be like if someone did that to your son. Would you like it?

They only took him with them to keep their beer cold.

Except that didn’t actually happen.

…and take some of his money.

bernie, bernie, bernie! MAN OVERBOARD!

He died a MONTH ago, people. What shape was the body in? And how did they get the body? Where had it been – in the ground? Did they drag the body into the bar with them? Too much weirdness

good times! thats really all i can say, a good time was had by all.

Those are some good friends. But why did Jeff still have his wallet and how
hell did he give them his ATM pin#.

Worthless people…my guess is they were all worthless and Jeffrey’s picture (courtesy of his family) looked nothing like the demised individual and was closer to looking like the coke-heads in the mug shots.

AC/DC song comes to mind…”Have a Drink on Me”….if he WAS straight, he probably should have separated from these loser buddies and it cost him his life, either by their hand or addictions.

Assuming there was no foul play involved; I can think of worse things. To send these two goofs to prision on my tax dime, not! Maybe a little community service in form of ‘graveyard shift’ would be a good punishment. After all, isn’t death a celebration of life!

Dad always said that if you hang out with idiots, they you are an idiot too. I guess this applies to postmortem activities. But the question is, why did the family member not want to be identified?

Who What Where When. Remember the basics from Journalism 101? I’ve a feeling that if the reporter had followed this timeless set of requirements for a story, this story might make some sense. It’s likely that the body had died and the same day these knuckleheads took it out for some kind of movie re-creation. When the Visa debit card statement arrived, the family likely turned to the roomies asking why there were charges the same day their son, brother died. At that point the funny men proudly told their story expecting a round of belly laughs. It’s highly unlikely anyone could prance into an urban cemetery dig for a hour or two, extract a body then go from establishment to establishment without horrifying the staff and customers resulting in quick arrests. Whether on purpose or not, the writer has stimulated ghoulish speculation by what was missing in this piece.

Yeah, blame it on the movies. Who’s the idiot? Hey, a couple of drunk morons thought it would be a good way to send off their dead buddy by bar-hooping ala Weekend at Bernie’s. Nothing terribly wrong or immoral there, just an ill-advised impromptu wake. Though they could have stopped short of raiding the dead guy’s bank account, that was damn wrong.

Parker West you are right the writer I don’t think did enough to get the facts.. I think the friend only got to go because he was buying….

Nope, Chuck Testa

WOW. What a great way to go out. I hope my friends have the fortitude to carry my corpse out for one last good time. Beats sitting around crying about spilled milk. Hat tip to these guys. Family may not appreciate it much but who are we to judge. Might have been just what the dead guy wanted.

I can’t see any humor in this. This kind of action is very disrespectful to the victim and family of the victim. They should have called 911 and weather dead or alive-appropriate measures would have been taken. It is absolutely sick and outragious that these people would take a deceased person out for a night on the town.

Come on you guys; where’s your sense of humor. I really don’t think Jeffrey objected to anything that happened that night, and certainly not his money being spent, it’s not like you can take it with you . . . .

I didn’t know that it was aginst the law to have a rolling “WAKE” for a friend. Reminds me of the song. “Prop me up by the jukebox when I die” Kill Joys !

Wait a minute. The article said they came home and found him dead but didn’t call for help. Errr-is there anything you can do for someone that is dead? Just saying !

It’s the lack of oxygen in the mile high city that causes these things to happen in Denver.

I think they were being quite respectful by bringing their dead friend with them, since he was the one footing the bill.

Please refrain from commenting. You are illiterate, incoherent and disgusting.

Great… more brain dead, knuckle draging, mouth breathers. What are we becoming?

Imagine getting stopped by the cops.
“What’s the matter with your friend?”

I heard in Nam they found a skeleton and put a beer in his hand and a joint in his mouth.

i bet that party was a dead one

yes there is,GO PARTYING

settle down,no harm no foul

NO it’s not harsh! Life is not a movie! How would you feel if this was your brother, son, father….whoever! it’s disrespectful on so many levels

Love it !

There is seriously something wrong with these two idiots! Its not funny, but it kinda is…:) (Does this mean theres something seriously wrong with me???) lol

I agree it’s harsh for the taking your friend to the bars with you part, the robbery part not cool at all. This dude had kids, I’m sure he would want anything he had to go to them.

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